slippery nickels

things you oughta ...

this is just a bunch of stuff you oughta experience somehow according to me. check them out or don't, i'm not the boss of you.

play

you oughta play s.t.a.l.k.e.r.: shadow of chernobyl. if you already have, you oughta play with the GAMMA modpack.

watch

you oughta watch the 1984 dune film directed by david lynch. if you already have, you oughta watch the spicediver fan edit. it's easy to find.

do

you oughta learn how to make pizza dough. it's one of the easiest doughs to make and cook, and you can put anything you want on pizza. which reminds me...

you oughta try cashews on pizza. excellent texture addition, very inoffensive flavor addition. don't give me this "ewwwww" shit that I always get, they're just cashews.

you oughta make fried rice with whatever ingredients you want. i like to add peppers and onions, peanuts, and chili paste. soy sauce is always a good idea, though.

you oughta make homemade eggnog with fresh nutmeg.

you oughta unionize. or at least meet your boss in the parking lot after hours with socks stuffed with bars of soap so they learn who truly needs who. same goes for your landlord, it's called a renter's union and an attitude adjustment, irrespectfully.

speaking of drinks, you oughta do the opposite and do a shot of malort. it's a fun thing to challenge your friends with. as far as the infamous flavor is concerned: it's just extremely bitter. that's all. it doesn't actually taste bad, just bitter. to me, it tastes kinda like chewing on orange peels.

in fact, you oughta do the opposite of that and make a whiskey sour with an egg white. it's like drinkable lemon meringue.